Braid Your Ass Hairs

  I know it's not father's day any more, but you can give him one of these cards as an apology for not getting him a card when you were suppose to.  

Y'all can pick one of these guys up from my booth at this year's Toronto Pride.
Friday June 29th, Saturday June 30th, and Sunday July 1st
 at the corner of Gloucester St. + Church St.

RIM CARD

"I want to braid your ass hairs with my tongue."

 

digital print, 4x6

Pixel Penis/ Vagina Tote Bags

The Pixel Penis and Pixel Vagina tote bags are finally completed! 

I've had the idea to make these bags for quite some time and now that I've got a few made I wanted to show them off to everyone. Half a year ago I first posted the images of the un-pixlated vagina / penis and since then, I've completed an oil painting, got some test swatches (from SpoonFlower) mailed to me, gathered my materials and at long last... I have tote bags!

Every bag is hand crafted and made from scratch. Meaning I cut, ironed, pined and sewed it all up by myself.

These guys will be on sale at Toronto Pride 2012 so come and see me at my little booth June 29th, 30th and July 1st

 

canvas/linen tote bags, 14x14x4" aprox. with 27.5" straps.

Canadian Hunk: RCMP

This is the first of four hunky Canadian post cards I made for this summer.  

Leading the way, and gallant as every is the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police). 

Saddle up!

 

digital print, 4x6

C.U.M. Rag (female)

Ladies and gentlemen (and everything in between), I present to you my Cotton Utility Mess Rag!

("C.U.M. Rag" for short). 

Perfect of all your stick messes, this 100% cotton rag is the environmentally friendly alternative to disposable tissues and a great way to make sure your toes don't get sticky when you mix up your socks.

 A special thanks goes out to my lovely lady models: Cindy, Penny, India and Gabrielle. I promise that I haven't sold your photos and videos to people over the internet.

10x10, wacom tablet in photoshop

Strap ons

Strap Ons

Just some 9 3/4" tall wooden penis heels with Japanese bondage-straps and suede fringe pubes. No biggie.
Only available in U.S womens size 10-15. (U.S. mens 8-13)

oil on wood panel, 12x16

Pixel Penis Tote: the Painting

At this point I've laid down every square of paint and it's just a matter of colour adjusting. The only way I can tell if a colour is right, is when in context with its surrounding colours. I'm going to give myself a couple days break from this painting to detach myself from it before I start to tamper with the brightness/ darkness and dullness/vibrancy with a refreshed set of eyes.

I'm really please with how sculptural the painting has become.
It's goopy, gloopy and thick. Just the way I like it.

oil on wood panel, 14x14

I Wubbles You.

I made this as a birthday gift for my boyfriend. Wanted him know how much I wubbled him and how much of a nerd I was. But since it's February, I'll turn it into a card so you can also use it for valentines day.

Wubble
Wookie + the Hubble TelescopeHere it is in it's new home, surrounded by si-fi/fantasy/lgbt literature.

16x12 acrylic on wooden panel.

Pixel Penis Tote: work in progress

alright, so heres my plan:
ill be taking both my digital penis/ vagina images, pixelating them, then printing them onto tote bags! so from across the street, you'll see a massive penis bobbing along, but when youre close enough to talk to someone, itll just look like a bunch of squares and no ones the wiser. hilarious! first i gessoed and gridded a wood panel, then loosely block out the shapes with acrylic.

then just after i began painting i decided the resolution on my reference photo was too high. the penis was too easily distinguishable from across the room. where i was more intrigued by the interplay between wearer/ observer in a public setting, like down the sidewalk. so i started again with larger pixels. (also, legendary gay pornstar michael brandon says hi. hes part of another project im working on.)

at this point, 43 out of 289 squares have been coloured. by the time im done this ill be a paint mixing master!

oil on wood panel, 14x14

I Drew A Penis!

ive had this little drawing done for a while, but just havnt had the time to post till now. hes the brother to my earlier vagina post. both of which are in the first steps of many in my greater toronto pride 2012 plans. so youll see more of these veiny, moist siblings soon.

(dont worry. this isnt a picture of my penis, its a frankenstein of 33 dicks)

here are some compositional sketches. after staring at so many penises for so long i sort of lost track of what was what. so i got my friends to vote. number three was a head above the rest.

i also forgot to take as many process screen shots but i think this gets the message across. and makes me seem very efficient.

photoshop with wacom tablet

daily sketch: 110 - auto erotic asphyxiation

auto erotic asphyxiation

graphite on watercolour paper, 8x11

I Drew A Vagina...

happy new year everyone!
some times when life blueballs you from artistic relief, you end up exploding with great ideas.
and boy do i have some fun ideas in my balls- i mean brain...

this year im planning to grab myself a booth for Toronto Pride 2012 so for the next little bit ill making some really funny products and posting the progress here.

this is just a part of my grand master plan:
i drew a vagina for my lovely lesbian friends, all two of you. (hi penny! hi mylo!) im also currently taking requests for more lesbian friends, as i am waif-like i need many strong protectors.

now painting this vagina was a little tricky. first of all: i dont know if you guys know this about me, but im gay. i can send all day looking at sloppy rosebuds on the internet but when it comes to vaginas im lost. and google wasnt much help either cause i had no idea what i was looking at. is this a picture of an attractive vagina? or one with an std? (and im not saying your lady bits are gross, im saying i needed to do some homework). so i built a mini gallery of 24 girls, frankensteined them together and: tada!

side note: i always had an extra tab open with a cock as a safety blanket.

photoshop with wacom tablet.

While You Were Lonely: Showering

heres a little comic ive been working on for the last week. its just a little story about my first boyfriend and recalling the gratifying feeling you get when you tell the universe:

"not this time bitch, somebody loves ME!"

this was great fun to do it, but man, does paneling and sequencing take a lot of work!
i think ill screen print this and make it into little book.
recession tip:
this season save on expensive sponges/exfoliants and use your boyfriend's chest hair instead. boyfriends make the best loofahs. but if you cant find a boyfriend, prostitutes and the homeless are great alternatives.

brush+ink on watercolour paper, 9x12

Bottles for Sale: City of Craft 2011

this weekend at Toronto's City of Craft fair the Half Brothers Bottles i made with rcboisjoli will be on sale!$20 gets you the perfect gift for your sassiest friend -who may or may not have a furry fetish.

The event runs from December Saterday 10th - Sunday11th at the"Theater Center" 1087 Queen st. W Toronto

and here are the other bottles that have been made so far:

illustrators from left to right: Nolan Pelletier, myself and Alan Dalby

Salon Studs: printed

using my "Salon Studs" wrapping paper, is like giving your perfect gift a full-bodied hug from over 100 dapper men.

your gift is a whore.

process work can be found here

digital print, 36x36

Salon Studs

just some wrapping paper i made...
of some mannish studs enjoy!

pen on watercolour paper, 36x36