As per usual, this year I will have a vendor's booth at Toronto Pride to sell my art. Only this year things are going to be bigger and juicer because Toronto is the official Gay Pride of the world. Its like the Olympics of Pride Festivals, only gayer. Much, much gayer.
Heres a little postcard I've made to showcase my lovely home.
5 penises, good timing, lube (optional) and a towel (optional).
Step 1. Start a five man circle jerk. (Stroking only with the right hand.)
Step 2. Place the middle finger of your left hand into the asshole of the man beside you.
Making sure that you are 1 1/2 knuckles deep to create a secure and enclosed circle.
Step 3. Synchronize your ejaculation.
Step 4. Direct your semen towards the penis across from you to create a pentacle.
Step 5. Congratulations! You just summoned Satan. Give yourself a sticky pat on the back.
All joking aside: I haven't been this excited about a drawing of mine since I made Twerk Your Shit.
This bad boy will be on some super sexy T-Shirts and for sale at this year's World-Motherfucking-Pride! Which will be held in Toronto at the end of June.
Our extra special guest, Satan, will be printed either with UV ink or glow-in-the-dark ink, so to the naked eye, hes hardly there. Until you hit up the clubs, with the black lights and dark dance floors and you let your inner demon out to play.
I'm super proud to present to you Monster Edition!
The full colour spooktacular Goosebumps Art Book. I don't need to say more because I've already said the coolest thing ever! But I guess its nice to know that there are over 40 international artists featured in 46 beautifully glossy 6"x9" pages.
I was always such a chicken as a kid and the Goosebumps TV show used to scared the pants off of me. So, for my submission I decided to turn the tables around.
Take it all off you sexy silver fox! (that's what wolves are right? just silver foxes?)
In the immortal words of Shakira:
"There's a She-Wolf in the closet. Let it out so it can breathe. Awhoooooo!"
Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.
Pet that pretty puppy above pick up your very own copy.
You deserve both an out-of-this-world high five and a congratulatory slap on the bum (like the ones those super cool sports people do after the thing with the ball... yea, that's the one.)
But who even has time for all of that in this work-a-day-world?
well, nothing says "job well done" and saves time like: a high five...made out of butts!