Thursday, March 27, 2014

Canadian Hunks: Winter

Here's the second of my four seasonal post cards.
Don't for get to lift with your legs.


Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

Friday, March 21, 2014

Canadian Hunks: Spring

It's official:
Winter is dead!

So to bring in the season of new beginnings, this hunky Canadian gardener's going to get started on his locally grown organic backyard garden. 

This will be the first of four seasonally inspired postcards.


Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Canadian Hunks: Hockey Player

 Hot and horny hockey players!
They always know their way around a big puck-stick.

Just another sexy guy to add to your Hunky Canadian Post Card collection.
Part of my mini series where I explore the idea of Canadian uniforms. 

You can pick up this MVP over at my Etsy store!

Hockey Player

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Canadian Hunks: Lumber Jack

Is that a log in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

Send someone you care about a little bit of love with the Lumber Jack Post Card. He's the second in my mini series of Hunky Canadian Post cards.

Pick up your very own hunk over at my Etsy store!

Lumber Jack
Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Penta Penis

A simple spell to summon Satan:

You will need: 
5 penises, good timing, lube (optional) and a towel (optional).

Step 1. Start a five man circle jerk. (Stroking only with the right hand.)
Step 2. Place the middle finger of your left hand into the asshole of the man beside you. 
            Making sure that you are  1 1/2 knuckles deep to create a secure and enclosed circle.
Step 3. Synchronize your ejaculation.
Step 4. Direct your semen towards the penis across from you to create a pentacle.
Step 5. Congratulations! You just summoned Satan. Give yourself a sticky pat on the back.

All joking aside: I haven't been this excited about a drawing of mine since I made Twerk Your Shit

This bad boy will be on some super sexy T-Shirts and for sale at this year's World-Motherfucking-Pride! Which will be held in Toronto at the end of June. 

Our extra special guest, Satan, will be printed either with UV ink or glow-in-the-dark ink, so to the naked eye, hes hardly there.  Until you hit up the clubs, with the black lights and dark dance floors and you let your inner demon out to play. 


Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Monster Edition

I'm super proud to present to you Monster Edition!
The full colour spooktacular Goosebumps Art Book. I don't need to say more because I've already said the coolest thing ever! But I guess its nice to know that there are over 40 international artists featured in 46 beautifully glossy 6"x9" pages. 

I was always such a chicken as a kid and the Goosebumps TV show used to scared the pants off of me. So, for my submission I decided to turn the tables around. 

Take it all off  you sexy silver fox! (that's what wolves are right? just silver foxes?)

Werewolf Skin.

In the immortal words of Shakira:
"There's a She-Wolf in the closet. Let it out so it can breathe. Awhoooooo!"
Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.
Pet that pretty puppy above pick up your very own copy.

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Bumper Buns!

You are amazing. No questions about it.

You deserve both an out-of-this-world high five and a congratulatory slap on the bum (like the ones those super cool sports people do after the thing with the ball... yea, that's the one.)
But who even has time for all of that in this work-a-day-world?
well, nothing says "job well done" and saves time like: a high five...made out of butts!

Bumper Buns.

drawn in Photoshop with a wacom tablet