Second Date

What does a lesbian bring  to a second date?

A U-Haul.

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom Tablet.

Canadian Hunks: Fall

Seasonal post card number 4!

This handy DILF needs someone to hold his wooden ladder steady, any takers?

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

Rainblow

Rainbows are gay. And they Suck.

Just kidding! Rainbows fucken rule!  

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

World Pride: Toronto 2014

As per usual, this year I will have a vendor's booth at Toronto Pride to sell my art. Only this year things are going to be bigger and juicer because Toronto is the official Gay Pride of the world. Its like the Olympics of Pride Festivals, only gayer. Much, much gayer. 

Heres a little postcard I've made to showcase my lovely home.

 

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom Tablet. 

Canadian Hunks: Summer

Seasonal post card number 3.

Who's up for a pool party?

Also I feel like I'm getting really good at drawing fences.

 

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

Canadian Hunks: Winter

Here's the second of my four seasonal post cards.

Don't for get to lift with your legs.

Winter

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

Canadian Hunks: Spring

It's official:

Winter is dead!

So to bring in the season of new beginnings, this hunky Canadian gardener's going to get started on his locally grown organic backyard garden. 

This will be the first of four seasonally inspired postcards.

Spring

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

Canadian Hunks: Lumber Jack

Is that a log in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

Send someone you care about a little bit of love with the Lumber Jack Post Card. He's the second in my mini series of Hunky Canadian Post cards.

Pick up your very own hunk over at my Etsy store!

Lumber Jack

 

 

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

Monster Edition

I'm super proud to present to you Monster Edition!

The full colour spooktacular Goosebumps Art Book. I don't need to say more because I've already said the coolest thing ever! But I guess its nice to know that there are over 40 international artists featured in 46 beautifully glossy 6"x9" pages. 

I was always such a chicken as a kid and the Goosebumps TV show used to scared the pants off of me. So, for my submission I decided to turn the tables around. 

Take it all off  you sexy silver fox! (that's what wolves are right? just silver foxes?)

Werewolf Skin.

In the immortal words of Shakira:

"There's a She-Wolf in the closet. Let it out so it can breathe. Awhoooooo!"

 

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

Pet that pretty puppy above pick up your very own copy.

Bumper Buns!

You are amazing. No questions about it.

You deserve both an out-of-this-world high five and a congratulatory slap on the bum (like the ones those super cool sports people do after the thing with the ball... yea, that's the one.)
But who even has time for all of that in this work-a-day-world?
well, nothing says "job well done" and saves time like: a high five...made out of butts!

Bumper Buns.

 

drawn in Photoshop with a wacom tablet

Take Better Kale of Yourself

New years resolutions are everywhere this time and nothing keeps you more on track than some FITsperation! 

Check out this Healthy Honey!

She would like to remind you to:

Stay motivated. Do your homework. Eat some kale chips. And have a laugh.

 

Digital 5.5"x4" Printed on Magnet paper

Hugs Save

Sometimes I'm friendly.

 Share the love. Save the world.

....or other stuff and things that are compassionate.

 

drawn with a Wacom Tablet in Photoshop. 9"x12".

Jack Off Lantern

Happy Halloween! 
This is one of my favorite times of the year.
It's when Scary movies haunt our dreams, and the Pumpkin People attempt to take over the the world again.

I think this year my boyfriend and I might go as the Glow Cloud and Lumpy Space Princess.
What will you be for Halloween this year?... 
but more importantly: 

"Why does your breath always smell like lube?"

 

 

 Anybody else really craving savory roasted pumpkin seeds?

 wacom tablet in Photoshop

Braid Your Ass Hairs

  I know it's not father's day any more, but you can give him one of these cards as an apology for not getting him a card when you were suppose to.  

Y'all can pick one of these guys up from my booth at this year's Toronto Pride.
Friday June 29th, Saturday June 30th, and Sunday July 1st
 at the corner of Gloucester St. + Church St.

RIM CARD

"I want to braid your ass hairs with my tongue."

 

digital print, 4x6

Pixel Penis/ Vagina Tote Bags

The Pixel Penis and Pixel Vagina tote bags are finally completed! 

I've had the idea to make these bags for quite some time and now that I've got a few made I wanted to show them off to everyone. Half a year ago I first posted the images of the un-pixlated vagina / penis and since then, I've completed an oil painting, got some test swatches (from SpoonFlower) mailed to me, gathered my materials and at long last... I have tote bags!

Every bag is hand crafted and made from scratch. Meaning I cut, ironed, pined and sewed it all up by myself.

These guys will be on sale at Toronto Pride 2012 so come and see me at my little booth June 29th, 30th and July 1st

 

canvas/linen tote bags, 14x14x4" aprox. with 27.5" straps.

C.U.M. Rag (female)

Ladies and gentlemen (and everything in between), I present to you my Cotton Utility Mess Rag!

("C.U.M. Rag" for short). 

Perfect of all your stick messes, this 100% cotton rag is the environmentally friendly alternative to disposable tissues and a great way to make sure your toes don't get sticky when you mix up your socks.

 A special thanks goes out to my lovely lady models: Cindy, Penny, India and Gabrielle. I promise that I haven't sold your photos and videos to people over the internet.

10x10, wacom tablet in photoshop

I Drew A Penis!

ive had this little drawing done for a while, but just havnt had the time to post till now. hes the brother to my earlier vagina post. both of which are in the first steps of many in my greater toronto pride 2012 plans. so youll see more of these veiny, moist siblings soon.

(dont worry. this isnt a picture of my penis, its a frankenstein of 33 dicks)

here are some compositional sketches. after staring at so many penises for so long i sort of lost track of what was what. so i got my friends to vote. number three was a head above the rest.

i also forgot to take as many process screen shots but i think this gets the message across. and makes me seem very efficient.

photoshop with wacom tablet

I Drew A Vagina...

happy new year everyone!
some times when life blueballs you from artistic relief, you end up exploding with great ideas.
and boy do i have some fun ideas in my balls- i mean brain...

this year im planning to grab myself a booth for Toronto Pride 2012 so for the next little bit ill making some really funny products and posting the progress here.

this is just a part of my grand master plan:
i drew a vagina for my lovely lesbian friends, all two of you. (hi penny! hi mylo!) im also currently taking requests for more lesbian friends, as i am waif-like i need many strong protectors.

now painting this vagina was a little tricky. first of all: i dont know if you guys know this about me, but im gay. i can send all day looking at sloppy rosebuds on the internet but when it comes to vaginas im lost. and google wasnt much help either cause i had no idea what i was looking at. is this a picture of an attractive vagina? or one with an std? (and im not saying your lady bits are gross, im saying i needed to do some homework). so i built a mini gallery of 24 girls, frankensteined them together and: tada!

side note: i always had an extra tab open with a cock as a safety blanket.

photoshop with wacom tablet.

Salon Studs: printed

using my "Salon Studs" wrapping paper, is like giving your perfect gift a full-bodied hug from over 100 dapper men.

your gift is a whore.

process work can be found here

digital print, 36x36