Second Date

What does a lesbian bring  to a second date?

A U-Haul.

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom Tablet.

Canadian Hunks: Fall

Seasonal post card number 4!

This handy DILF needs someone to hold his wooden ladder steady, any takers?

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

Rainblow

Rainbows are gay. And they Suck.

Just kidding! Rainbows fucken rule!  

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

World Pride: Toronto 2014

As per usual, this year I will have a vendor's booth at Toronto Pride to sell my art. Only this year things are going to be bigger and juicer because Toronto is the official Gay Pride of the world. Its like the Olympics of Pride Festivals, only gayer. Much, much gayer. 

Heres a little postcard I've made to showcase my lovely home.

 

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom Tablet. 

Sketch Update: Canadian Hunks- Fall

Rounding out the final edition to my seasonally-inspired Hunky Canadian Post Cards series. 

Here are my sketches for my Fall postcard. 

drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

Canadian Hunks: Summer

Seasonal post card number 3.

Who's up for a pool party?

Also I feel like I'm getting really good at drawing fences.

 

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

Canadian Hunks: Winter

Here's the second of my four seasonal post cards.

Don't for get to lift with your legs.

Winter

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

Canadian Hunks: Spring

It's official:

Winter is dead!

So to bring in the season of new beginnings, this hunky Canadian gardener's going to get started on his locally grown organic backyard garden. 

This will be the first of four seasonally inspired postcards.

Spring

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

Canadian Hunks: Hockey Player

 Hot and horny hockey players!

They always know their way around a big puck-stick.

Just another sexy guy to add to your Hunky Canadian Post Card collection.

Part of my mini series where I explore the idea of Canadian uniforms. 

You can pick up this MVP over at my Etsy store!

Hockey Player

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

Canadian Hunks: Lumber Jack

Is that a log in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

Send someone you care about a little bit of love with the Lumber Jack Post Card. He's the second in my mini series of Hunky Canadian Post cards.

Pick up your very own hunk over at my Etsy store!

Lumber Jack

 

 

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

Penta Penis

A simple spell to summon Satan:

You will need: 

5 penises, good timing, lube (optional) and a towel (optional).

Step 1. Start a five man circle jerk. (Stroking only with the right hand.)

Step 2. Place the middle finger of your left hand into the asshole of the man beside you. 

            Making sure that you are  1 1/2 knuckles deep to create a secure and enclosed circle.

Step 3. Synchronize your ejaculation.

Step 4. Direct your semen towards the penis across from you to create a pentacle.

Step 5. Congratulations! You just summoned Satan. Give yourself a sticky pat on the back.

All joking aside: I haven't been this excited about a drawing of mine since I made Twerk Your Shit. 

This bad boy will be on some super sexy T-Shirts and for sale at this year's World-Motherfucking-Pride! Which will be held in Toronto at the end of June. 

Our extra special guest, Satan, will be printed either with UV ink or glow-in-the-dark ink, so to the naked eye, hes hardly there.  Until you hit up the clubs, with the black lights and dark dance floors and you let your inner demon out to play. 

Penta-Penis

 

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet

Monster Edition

I'm super proud to present to you Monster Edition!

The full colour spooktacular Goosebumps Art Book. I don't need to say more because I've already said the coolest thing ever! But I guess its nice to know that there are over 40 international artists featured in 46 beautifully glossy 6"x9" pages. 

I was always such a chicken as a kid and the Goosebumps TV show used to scared the pants off of me. So, for my submission I decided to turn the tables around. 

Take it all off  you sexy silver fox! (that's what wolves are right? just silver foxes?)

Werewolf Skin.

In the immortal words of Shakira:

"There's a She-Wolf in the closet. Let it out so it can breathe. Awhoooooo!"

 

Drawn in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet.

Pet that pretty puppy above pick up your very own copy.

Bumper Buns!

You are amazing. No questions about it.

You deserve both an out-of-this-world high five and a congratulatory slap on the bum (like the ones those super cool sports people do after the thing with the ball... yea, that's the one.)
But who even has time for all of that in this work-a-day-world?
well, nothing says "job well done" and saves time like: a high five...made out of butts!

Bumper Buns.

 

drawn in Photoshop with a wacom tablet

Take Better Kale of Yourself

New years resolutions are everywhere this time and nothing keeps you more on track than some FITsperation! 

Check out this Healthy Honey!

She would like to remind you to:

Stay motivated. Do your homework. Eat some kale chips. And have a laugh.

 

Digital 5.5"x4" Printed on Magnet paper

Gay Lord

On your knees and worship.

 I am your GAY LORD.

Golden crown of cocks with dangling family jewels.

Spit polish to a glimmering shine.

 

 

drawn with wacom tablet in photoshop. 3" button

Twerk Your Shit!

Feeling blocked up?

Creatively or analy? 

Nothing gets new ideas or poop flowing like a good twerk.

 

drawn with a Wacom Tablet in Photoshop. 9"x12".

Hugs Save

Sometimes I'm friendly.

 Share the love. Save the world.

....or other stuff and things that are compassionate.

 

drawn with a Wacom Tablet in Photoshop. 9"x12".

Jack Off Lantern

Happy Halloween! 
This is one of my favorite times of the year.
It's when Scary movies haunt our dreams, and the Pumpkin People attempt to take over the the world again.

I think this year my boyfriend and I might go as the Glow Cloud and Lumpy Space Princess.
What will you be for Halloween this year?... 
but more importantly: 

"Why does your breath always smell like lube?"

 

 

 Anybody else really craving savory roasted pumpkin seeds?

 wacom tablet in Photoshop

Heart Dick Temporary Tattoo

It's official:

Dick-through-Ass tattoos are the new Sword-through-Heart tattoos.

And lucky for you I just whipped up some new Temporary Tattoos that will be on sale at Toronto Pride 2013

Your welcome.

Heart Dick.

 

temporary tattoo, 2.5"x3"
wacom tablet in Photoshop

Braid Your Ass Hairs

  I know it's not father's day any more, but you can give him one of these cards as an apology for not getting him a card when you were suppose to.  

Y'all can pick one of these guys up from my booth at this year's Toronto Pride.
Friday June 29th, Saturday June 30th, and Sunday July 1st
 at the corner of Gloucester St. + Church St.

RIM CARD

"I want to braid your ass hairs with my tongue."

 

digital print, 4x6